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PSA Script (Unabridged)
[Silence...all is calm...crickets begin to chirp. Suddenly, overwhelming sound of flames is heard, fire/destruction/riots. Fade in to picture of [|house on fire], followed by [|firemen trying to stop the fire] after a few seconds.] Narrator: This area was peaceful for all of ten seconds, before the destruction began. The Proles [Flash to picture of [|people living in poverty]] had done nothing, that was the problem, the mass majority of Oceania stood by the trash cans and warmed its hands. They look up to see that one, that one person who dared to think, and now he was punished by the Police. [Fade to picture of [|cross-burning], bone-chilling scream heard.] Narrator: The Thought Police quells yet another rebellion, it ends the life of another thinker, who dares not speak but still allows stray thoughts that the Party believes challenges its authority. [A picture of [|Policeman beating innocent man], and then a picture of [|Eric Cartman with a truncheon] slides down into view.] Narrator: Big Brother smiles [Dissolve to picture of [|Big Brother smiling]] at another victory. Big Brother smiles, aware of his power, aware that he is much like the dictators to precede him. [Bars Transition to picture of [|Stalin as Big Brother]]. Like Josef Stalin, and Adolf Hitler before him [Bars Transition to picture of [|Hitler as Big Brother]] Big Brother has censored the minds of those he rules, forbidding them from even thinking thoughts that could challenge him. [Spin Transition to Eric Cartman (FatCat) using Mind Powers, if unavailable then Psychic Friends attack, lastly [|Jinzo].] Narrator: His Thought Police, much like the Soviet KGB [[|KGB Picture] slides in from left] and the Nazi Gestapo [[|Gestapo Picture] slides in from right], halts the thoughts of those who may try to get in Big Brother's way. One can not rule in this way that history has proven devastating for the international community [Checkered Transition to Picture of [|globe on fire]]. Today, American president George W. Bush has followed Big Brother in his tyranny [Circlular Opening Transition to [|Bush as Big Brother]]. His Republican Party's Patriot Act has put limits on the rights of United States citizens, [Bars Transition to [|Mount Rushmore Telescope Picture]] in times of war. This Patriot Act is always in use, because, similarly to the Party under Big Brother, the USA under Bush [Circular Opening Transition to [|Bush/War is Peace] Picture] is always at war with someone. [Fade to Picture with Title of [|Afghanistan], followed by [|Iraq], followed by [|Iran] (as if predicting the future).] Narrator: We can only hope that the United States does not continue toward the abyss of evil [[|Dissolve to Abyss]] into which Big Brother has thrust Oceania. [[|Spin Transition of Person/People falling into Abyss.]]

PSA Script (Abridged)
[Start with picture of [|firemen trying to stop a fire], suspenseful music played in background.] Narrator: This area was peaceful for all of ten seconds, before the destruction began. The Proles [Flash to picture of [|people living in poverty]] had done nothing, that was the problem, the mass majority of Oceania stood by the trash cans and warmed its hands. They look up to see that one, that one person who dared to think, and now he was punished by the Police. [Fade to picture of [|cross-burning].] Narrator: The Thought Police quells yet another rebellion, it ends the life of another thinker, who dares not speak but still allows stray thoughts that the Party believes challenges its authority. [A picture of [|Policeman beating innocent man], followed by a picture of [|Eric Cartman with a truncheon].] Narrator: Big Brother smiles [Move to picture of [|Demon] smirking] at another victory, smiling aware of his power. [Warp transition to picture of [|Stalin as Big Brother]] Like Stalin and Hitler before him [Display picture of [|Hitler as Big Brother]], Big Brother has censored the minds of those he rules, forbidding them from thinking thoughts that challenge him. [Show picture of Eric Cartman in the South Park episode where he is a psychic, followed by the picture of one of his Pyschic opponents from that episode. ] Narrator: His Thought Police, much like [[|KGB Picture] shown] previous secret police forces [[|Gestapo Picture] becomes visible], halts the thoughts of those in Big Brother's way. History has proven this rule devastating for the international community [Ripple Transition to picture of [|globe on fire]]. Today, American president George W. Bush has followed Big Brother's footsteps [Reveal picture of [|Bush as Big Brother]]. His Republican Party's Patriot Act [Move to [|Mount Rushmore Telescope Picture]] has put limits on the rights of US citizens in times of war. This Act is always in use, because, similarly to the Party under Big Brother, the USA under Bush [Disintegration Transition to [|Bush/War is Peace] Picture] is always at war with someone. [A series of three pictures appears. First [|Afghanistan], followed by [|Iraq], followed by [|Iran] (as if predicting the future).] [A colorful picture, supposedly an [|Abyss], is shown.] Narrator: We can only hope that the United States does not continue toward the abyss of evil [Move to last picture, [|Abyss to Hell]], into which Big Brother has thrust Oceania.

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